Made for the lovely people at B3ta, Tattyworld, 4rthur and Fark by The Boy T at fnuky.com

Disclaimer - this site is nothing to do with the athlete Daley Thompson, for whom I have the utmost respect! It is a parody of the string of games released in the late 1980s in which the only point of skill was to try to hit two keys as fast as possible. And an attempt to try to create the world's most tasteless flash game. ;o)

Music is by the eternally fucking fantastic Herb Alpert. Woo to you, sir!

If you like this game, you'll love Tubgirl and the Goatse Invaders by Spacefish, Mystery Bob and Gracielou!