What's this all about then?
But why?
I should have thought that was completely obvious!
Why a polar bear?
"Furtive", as he is affectionately known, is a polar bear who steals things. In particular, he has a penchant for ludicrously fluffy penguins! Furtive is the mascot of the website b3ta.
What is b3ta?
B3ta - "A puerile digital art community" according to the Guardian! Essentially a website where people post funny pictures, animations, songs and things they've made. It's very fluffy! :o)
Is this the end?
NO! Now that the large furtive has been made, it needs to find a home! Suggestions are welcome - e-mail them to furtivebear@ponani.com.
Can I help??
Yes! It takes chuffing ages to set it out, especially in the dark! If you want to give us a hand when it comes to putting the bear together, then get in touch. Again furtivebear@ponani.com
Why haven't you replied to my e-mail?
I'm crap, sorry!
Can I see some photos of it?
Yes. Sorry they're shite - I took them in the dark with a shite camera because my one was nicked. Bastards.
The first go at the bear |
Completed, with me standing next to it. |
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Can I make my own?
Of course! Here's the plan (you can see how I've assembled all the tiles into groups of 3,4 or 5 held together with gaffer tape. You'll find this wil make assembling the damned thing miles easier!
Who are you then?
I'm The Boy T! There are some who know me as "Alex"...
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